Let me bitch. I had a long day. I don’t bitch enough considering my blog title. I could spout “fuck” non-stop for three straight weeks and still not catch up on the venting that has built up inside of me. So here’s something that really pisses me off: blog commenters who write of how they were offended by your latest post.
Are you fucking kidding me? You don’t agree with me? You think I’m an asshole? Am I supposed to give a flying fuck? Because I don’t. It’s my blog. I say what I want. You can choose to read it or not. I am not offended that you’re offended. I’m glad! Get off my blog if you’re so pissed, I don’t need you and certainly don’t need your approval.
Who are you again? Oh, some stranger living in your mom’s basement browsing blogs so you can spam penile implant comments on them? Oh shit, I didn’t mean to offend you! Not you of all people! You’re third on my list of people I’d like to meet right behind David Beckham and Adam Brody (wait, what list am I referring to again? Did I say “meet”?). Write your own blog about what pisses you off or offends you. That’s what the rest of us do!
You must think I had some stupid commenter on my own blog. That’s where you’re wrong. My commenters are few and far between, and pretty much all related to me. I’m pissed about comments on other people’s blogs. How stupid is that? But like I said, sometimes I just need to bitch about something, anything. I had to contain it to one topic since I have a job to get to tomorrow.
other related news: I’m thinking about seeing a psychiatrist. What do you think, good idea? You better fucking agree with me.
P.S. Got a running start on the “fuck” usage, didn’t I? I don’t have a lot of skills in life, but I’d say swearing has to be one of them.
Bravo holly!!!!!!! You are an inspiration to me, you say what you believe and don't apologize for it. I have one question for you, I see you write down your anger but are you as easily able to tell people to their faces how you feel? I am going to be even more in awe of you if the answer is yes……….me I'm no good at confrontations and unpleasant-ness.
I love your blog because whether or not I agree with you, I applaud your right to speak your mind and the gumption in which you do!
No one has to agree with me on my blog. It's easier on them if they do, but they don't have to. However, if they comment anonymously, I will rip them a new one because anons are fair game.
It's in the fine print.
a bitch called mom
Karen F: My gumption is waning, but I still have my moments. I used to be much better at being blunt, but I'm softening in my age.
I have always been a YES girl, smile and do things I have no desire to do, then hate myself for being such a doormat. I do believe that's called passive/aggressive!
Thought when I turned 50, I'd miraculously acquire a back bone……..but nope,not yet! Guess this is what they call a work in progress!
thanks for answering my ? Holly.
i blog like a bigger asshole than you do