weekend update

5 random anecdotes from over the weekend:

1. Our neighbors’ 100+ lb dog came barreling into our house yesterday. Steve shooed him out right before Tucker had a heart attack.

2. My stack of sweat pants in the closet were all soaked yesterday. So of course, I smelled them. They all smelled like piss. Human piss.

3. It’s pretty pathetic when the most logical explanation you can think of for something is “sleepwalking.”

4. I hate shitty white plywood furniture

5. Having a pool in your backyard free of kids and band-aids and pee must be the greatest house amenity. I want one.

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