Googled phrases that landed people here:
1. Why are people bitchin about the rain…its 1opm on a wed
Yeah peeps, don’t bitch about rain after the sun has gone down on a weeknight.
2. Old people play with poop
I thought it was babies. But infants and the elderly do have a lot in common
3. My tall cactus won’t stand up straight
Is this really about a cactus?
4. How do you outsmart a carnie
If you have to ask, you’re not up for the challenge.
5. “teenage booty”
Get off my site, perv. Wrong place.
6. Holly Pelesky fucks
This one really bothers me. I mean, really, what are we expecting to find by googling this? A list? Google images? I might have a blog, but there still are some things I don’t post on the internet.
7. Aziz Ansari google himself
Him and everyone else. I wonder if he puts “fucks” at the end.
8. Chipotle 401k
Unless aluminum foil counts as currency, I don’t think anyone is retiring early on this.
9. Bell Jar tattoo
I just got a great idea for my first tattoo.
10. Perky tits
Wrong place again, perv. My tits haven’t been perky since 2004.
holly pelesky 
I love it when it rains at night when I do not have to go out anywhere and just lay in bed and listen to the rain so great……….it is the best time for it to rain….who the hell would want to complain about it…..
Perky tits not something I have had in along bloody time…….just saying