I have been pregnant and had children three times now, but never before noticed losing hair at such an incredible rate. Every where I look, my hairs are there. I see them on Holden, on my clothes, on the floor, everywhere. It’s disgusting.
I googled it yesterday to be sure this was normal and that I wasn’t going bald (although that might not be the worst thing at this point). I’m not going bald. I’m just losing all the hair I should have lost in the nine months I was pregnant, if my body wasn’t so confused.
I looked up how long it would take for my shedding to decrease back to normal. The answer? Up to a year. A fucking year of hair all over the place! I need to hire someone to follow me around with a dust buster.
holly pelesky 
You could get a cat, spend the year blaming them for the loose hairs, then reap the benefits of all that misdirection once you're no longer shedding.
i lost my hair until i had bald spots after asher – seriously.