I get very annoyed w/Facebook, I have no idea why I still have an account. Let me tell you what annoys me the most. It’s when women write their married name w/their maiden name thrown in there in the middle. Yeah, we get it, you were single at one point. We all were. Get over it. Your name should appear as it is on your credit cards.
I see those bell ringers all around town lately. It’s -2 and they’re still ringing those damn bells. It makes me want to shove a twenty into that mitten and say, “don’t put this in the can, this is for you. Go buy yourself a hot chocolate w/a shot of Bailey’s in it – and for God’s sake, don’t you dare put this money in the can!”
I look at hundreds of resumes a week, and let me tell you a few of the things I’ve run across this week alone that you should shy away from on your own resume: “American Marijuana Growers Association;” “SSN: 444-55-6666;” and “Reason for leaving: sexually harrassed.” Seriously? Keep it to yourself. Less is more. A resume is a synopsis of your work history and educational background – not Taxicab Confessions.
Steve and I have been debating what makes a movie a Christmas movie for weeks now. I say if there are Christmas songs on the soundtrack, that would make it a Christmas movie. Steve says if the story has to take place at Christmastime in order for the story to work, it’s a Christmas movie. His theory leaves very few options. Maybe the Nativity. But I’m not saying I’m right, it’s open to debate.