Have I ever bitched about how they don’t have any baby clothes in black? They don’t. I’ve found all of four black baby-size clothes over the last year. And I’ve bought them all. Black is my favorite color. But no, all baby stuff has to be in pastels and animal prints. Brandon is a man in a baby’s body. Someone needs to phone Carter’s and notify them there’s a need for less babyish baby clothes.
Brandon is his recalled Bumbo chair.
And skull and crossbones sleep n’ play because he’s a bad ass.