MSG

When I’m pregnant, all bets are off and I will eat Chinese food. On Saturday, I picked up our dinner from a real classy joint between Old Country Buffet and ShopKo. Here is their front window:

I just love the asterisk.

No MSG – when MSG stands for Madison Square Garden’s stock rather than Monosodium glutamate.
No MSG – when “no” means “plenty of”

And I know there are cat and/or dog jokes to be made here, too. I’m just not that witty tonight.