eye candy and poison

Soccer is so hot right now. Not the sport, the players:I don't mean to generalize: the other sports give us a lot of players to look at too:Reggie Bushes and Kurt Warners are a rare find in America's beloved sports. If they were in the other football, they'd blend right in. I'm beginning to see... Continue Reading →

someday

At 19, I decided to transfer to a new college. To leave Omaha and return to my homeland. To figure out what I wanted, grow into myself, and make mistakes I would later learn from. That meant leaving the only boyfriend I'd ever had.At the airport, we stopped in the tiny food court and Steve... Continue Reading →

what’s the opposite of green thumb?

So you know how I told you I keep trying to be a gardener even though it's obvious I shouldn't? Here's further proof I'm not cut out for it:Awhile ago, I bought some tomato plants. Those tiny little sprouts that come in the black plastic pots. I bought the metal cage to keep them upright.... Continue Reading →

missing piece

On the season 2 finale of Mad Men, Peggy tells Pete that she had his baby and gave it away. He doesn't understand so she explains:"Well one day you're there. And then, all of a sudden, there's less of you. And you wonder where that part went: if it's living somewhere outside of you. And... Continue Reading →

home away from home

Home is where you make itI've lived in Omaha for five years. The rest of my life was spent in Pierce County, WA. On days like today, I miss it. I miss the streets and the temperature, the restaurants and the parks. I miss a lot of places I probably wouldn't visit and a lot... Continue Reading →

change jar

You know how people say, "a penny for your thoughts?" as if everything in your head they want in their's? Maybe they feel mentally inferior. Or maybe, since a penny is such an insult, it's meant to make you feel inferior: your thoughts aren't worth shit. I knew an old man who told me he... Continue Reading →

as close as i get to talking politics

Nice try, hateful & unsuccessful business owner. I'm sure you thought Nebraska would be a prime location to try peddling your goods to people who are anti-Middle East (oh I'm sorry, you prefer the term patriotic don't you? I'm assuming that's what your painted flag is supposed to represent). You were wrong about us; if... Continue Reading →

vacuums suck

So apparently vacuum cleaners require maintenance? This is news to me. I mean sure, I've had belts snap before, but there are filters to replace? Give me a break. Non-pet owners always say owning a pet is expensive. No it's not, owning a vacuum is.I fully intended on cleaning up the massive amounts of hair... Continue Reading →

Firework shells

Apparently fireworks are illegal in Omaha. You certainly wouldn't have known it driving through last night. Especially around the 156th/Q area. Steve and I stood in our backyard and the air was thick with smoke. It looked like special effects for a war movie. I tried to take a picture to share, but my cheap... Continue Reading →

Near-divorce experience

I welcome the nickname, "four eyes"It finally caught up with me: years of bragging about my 20/15 vision. I scheduled an eye exam and hoped I needed glasses. I've always wanted glasses. When Steve and I first dated, he even bought me glasses without prescription lenses.The doc wrote me a prescription and his assistant whisked... Continue Reading →

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