unemployment

I don't talk about my job much on here out of paranoia that anyone I work with actually cares enough to look me up online. But today's conversation was just too priceless to pass up.A little background: I work to keep unemployment costs down for my company. You know, unemployment insurance: something that started out... Continue Reading →

weekend update

5 random anecdotes from over the weekend:1. Our neighbors' 100+ lb dog came barreling into our house yesterday. Steve shooed him out right before Tucker had a heart attack.2. My stack of sweat pants in the closet were all soaked yesterday. So of course, I smelled them. They all smelled like piss. Human piss.3. It's... Continue Reading →

SLC

Don't fret over me, I haven't dropped off the face of the earth. I'm just taking a much needed mini-break with my sister and my mom. I'll be back to complain about the person seated next to me on the airplane (yes, it will be my sister) and tell you about my new-found faith of... Continue Reading →

king-sized pain

I don't think it's natural for two humans to share a bed. Or even a room, for that matter. As a kid, I shared a room with my sister. My two brothers shared a room, as well. We would dream of the day we each got our own room. And eventually, it happened: dad hired... Continue Reading →

the burbs

When you walk as much as Steve and I do, you see some pretty strange sights around the old neighborhood. Even in a neighborhood which is seemingly uneventful to the naked eye.There is a woman who lives in the white house on the corner who I think is a witch. She walks around covered head-to-toe... Continue Reading →

sahara

I have a problem with shaking hands and not wearing socks and thinking about carpet fibers. With wearing bright colors on a day when I have a presentation at work. My wardrobe, my mannerisms, my personability are all affected by a condition called hyperhidrosis. It means nothing other than I sweat. More than most. Damn... Continue Reading →

our little jock

Tucker tears his stuffed toys to shreds, partially because that's what dogs do, but mostly because he knows I will buy him new toys. I just can't resist that face of his. I give this football 7-10 days until he moves onto soccer.

serenity now

View from my hammock:Tonight after work, I sunk into my hammock. Sometimes I become so emotionally overwhelmed that I have to stop and breathe. I have to let my thoughts that have been huddled in the corners of my brain waiting for their chance to exercise play out. I have to slow down. So I... Continue Reading →

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