I tried to google this bitch and ended up here

I’m not feeling inspired by anything lately, just overwhelmed. So we’ll count on the anonymous Googlers to provide us with entertainment today (not that I’m all that entertaining, but just go with it):

The latest phrases Googled that ended someone up at my blog (pretty much just put the word “bitch” in front of anything and my blog will end up in your search results):

1. Best evolution personalized plate
I don’t know anything about that- maybe “Fsh2Frg”?
2. Live for yourself not society
Preach it
3. Just bitchin translate
Translate it into what language? Some things get lost in translation.
4. Bitchin pain
Google says that’s me
5. Mother using masking tape on son pictures washington
This is so demented
6. “People tell us who they are” we choose not to listen
That’s from Mad Men, but I’ll take credit because it’s effing brilliant
7. Bring it back bitch
Yeah, bitch!
8. Bitchworlds
A video game? I think I could ace that one in thirty minutes flat.
9. Puzzle pieces falling from the sky
What are you smoking?
10. Bithcin root beer {sic}
Apparently I attract people who can’t spell which has never been my intention

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